Bowel Kneading Apparatus
"All right, Joseph, please lie prone upon the machine, with your head facing towards me. Splendid. Now, position you abdomen so that the pistons are pushing into the lower regions, but above the pelvic bone. Of COURSE I know it's uncomfortable, but we haven't yet turned the machine on. Be patient. All right, lie still now, and I'll set the device to its lowest setting. Please tell us how you feel, in your own words. For instance, does it . . . GET BACK ON THERE!! We haven't even BEGUN!! Don't be such a GIRL!!"
The fine thing about malt sugar as a remedy is that it's so very "old-fashioned." AND it furnishes valuable nourishment. Molasses is fine for some, but, in the end, I'm a malt sugar man. It's mostly a matter of preference. Just introduce a little hot water, and . . . MY STARS, what a grand result!
