Lower Colon Massage
"Dr. Kellogg, I don't want to be a bother, but could we PLEASE take the photograph? Yes, I KNOW it is for science. It's not Ronald's fault that his fingers are so cold, but could we . . . AW, DAMN YOU, RONALD!!! I'm sorry! I am so, so sorry. This is all so very . . . awkward . . . and DAMN YOUR EYES, MAN, THAT TICKLES!!"
"Really, this warm shower bath is quite pleasant. Rather nice and tingly, in truth. So, when you said there would be a 'cold' douche to follow, did you mean 'cold' in the usual . . . OH LORD IN HEAVEN, THAT'S COLD!!!!"
