A Health Chair
The chair on the left produces disease. Any fool can see that. For one thing, it's made of WOOD, and nothing, NOTHING, I tell you, is more brutal on the bowels.
The Health Chair, by contrast is of WICKER, God's own furniture-construction material. And there is a PAD for the buttox. The Disease-Producing Chair provides not a SCRAP of padding. It INVITES disease.
It is like saying to disease, "Take me, for I am a Simpleton, and I DESERVE the ravages of poor colon health."
The Health Chair, by contrast is of WICKER, God's own furniture-construction material. And there is a PAD for the buttox. The Disease-Producing Chair provides not a SCRAP of padding. It INVITES disease.
It is like saying to disease, "Take me, for I am a Simpleton, and I DESERVE the ravages of poor colon health."
Shot bag not doing the trick? Then I suspect the Cannon Ball might be the answer. It may be an old-fashioned treatment, but it can be done by yourself, or with the assistance of a man-servant. Another advantage is that cannon balls are so common and can be readily obtained.
We'll get started soon. Go ahead and finish your breakfast.
We'll get started soon. Go ahead and finish your breakfast.
