Protruberant Abodomen

"Years of a bad sitting position, and there is hell to pay. Cover your face, madam, this is not a bordello. Stand straight the way I taught you. Ronald, avert your eyes and help Miss X adjust her spring supporter. Now raise your elbows and SUCK IN! Lower your arms ONLY when absolutely necessary. Excellent! Correct poise is a beautiful thing. Please get dressed.

BEHIND THE SCREEN!

Thank you."